{"id":895,"date":"2011-10-30T09:27:13","date_gmt":"2011-10-30T15:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/?p=895"},"modified":"2011-10-30T09:55:05","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T15:55:05","slug":"me-encanta-paches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/me-encanta-paches\/","title":{"rendered":"Me ENCANTAN paches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a really busy work week but managed to throw in some yoga with Gianluca, <em>vinitos y quesos<\/em> con Michelle y Geraldina, dinner with Lety (and Gianluca), giggling with Sonia, some <em>mercado<\/em> and <em>farmacia<\/em> adventures (<em>necesito un laxante<\/em>, por favor!), absolutely atrocious Spanish conversations with Catarina (<em>y Lore y Lety y Sonia y Fernando y Angel, y los payasos en la casa, Marcos y Petra y coffee shop chicas y tour operadores y todos<\/em>) and some Saturday night jazz with Stef and the two Fernandos.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon, after roaming around Xela in the sunshine, running errands, desperately searching for <em>paches<\/em>, I came back to make some lunch (leftover greek chicken quesadillas) and found Catarina, the house manager (I&#8217;m sure she is commonly referred to as a maid, but this woman does EVERYTHING here) scrubbing something.\u00a0 She is constantly washing or ironing or hanging, running back and forth to the restaurant with baskets of napkins and <em>mantellas<\/em> balanced on her head.\u00a0 Now that&#8217;s what I call busy.\u00a0 Anyway, I made her one of my weird quesadillas and started annoying her with a rundown of my morning quest of running around Xela looking for <em>paches<\/em>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_897\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/2011-10-30_08-42-30_844.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-897\" class=\"size-large wp-image-897\" title=\"2011-10-30_08-42-30_844\" src=\"http:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/2011-10-30_08-42-30_844-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/2011-10-30_08-42-30_844-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/2011-10-30_08-42-30_844-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/2011-10-30_08-42-30_844.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-897\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A &quot;pache&quot;, taken with my phone camera. I&#39;ll take a better one of it opened up with my real camera after I steam and eat it.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><em>Paches<\/em> (pah-chays) are either glutinous rice or potato steamed in banana leaves with a chunk of some kind of seasoned meat in the middle and sometimes sport a random, surprise prune.\u00a0 I think my teacher last year told me that there&#8217;s only one with a prune per batch and it&#8217;s supposed to mean luck or something.\u00a0 Needless to say, I love them and will soon be shaped like a <em>pache<\/em>, but I can&#8217;t always find them.\u00a0 Last week in the market I followed the sound of a woman yelling <em>pache pache pache pache<\/em> and gobbled one up on my way home, banana leaves flying everywhere, because I was so excited to find one and just couldn&#8217;t wait to see what was inside.\u00a0 No prune.\u00a0 Yesterday, I searched through two markets asking women with mysterious covered baskets,<em> tiene paches<\/em>?\u00a0 No.\u00a0 There are handwritten signs around town on locked up doors promising <em>paches<\/em> on certain days of the week, but I tend to forget where they are or get there a day too late.<\/p>\n<p>Well my Spanish must have been somewhat intelligible, because Catarina understood and told me about a woman who sits on a corner close to our house with a basket of <em>paches<\/em>.\u00a0 But only on Saturday.\u00a0 And only until 5pm.\u00a0 Well that&#8217;s what I thought she said.\u00a0 I am a source of constant amusement to all non-English speakers who can&#8217;t clarify in English what they&#8217;ve said to me in Spanish when they see that befuddled look on my face.\u00a0 She was giving me directions to some corner and she really may as well have been speaking Latvian.\u00a0 I only hear the first part of any set of directions, regardless of the language, everything after that gets mixed up.\u00a0 And in this case, it was &#8220;<em>esquina<\/em>&#8220;.\u00a0 Oh sure I heard <em>abajo<\/em> and <em>cerca<\/em> and <em>una cuadra<\/em> and <em>un parque pequenito<\/em>, but I don&#8217;t remember the order and the hand gestures that accompany most directions just confuse me even more.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway I went to grab my bag any way and thought if I was lucky I&#8217;d hear the faint cry of <em>pache pache pache<\/em> and be able to find her that way.\u00a0 Catarina saw how excited I was and asked &#8220;<em>donde vas?<\/em>&#8221; and I said &#8220;<em>por paches por supuesto<\/em>&#8221; and she just started laughing &#8220;<em>no a las cinco, a las cinco<\/em>&#8220;, putting up four fingers on one hand and her thumb on the other.\u00a0 What was she babbling about?\u00a0 <em>Yo s\u00e9, yo s\u00e9<\/em>, I have to get there before five&#8230;and it was already three, and I had to fit in some wandering-around-lost time.\u00a0 No&#8230;apparently the<em> pache<\/em> lady is there AT five.\u00a0 Until 8.\u00a0 And only on Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>So I waited until 5:30 and went the correct <em>abajo<\/em> way (there are two ways to go <em>abajo<\/em> from the house, and in general 9 out of 10 times, I would choose the wrong one)&#8230;she was literally a block away, on a corner I pass three or four times a day and then I laughed at the length and breadth of the conversation it took to get me here.<\/p>\n<p>I love buying street food.\u00a0 And this even felt like a little illegal.\u00a0 Her sitting on something unidentifiable under her colorful skirts, me sidling up to the basket and looking both ways and almost whispering &#8220;<em>tiene paches<\/em>&#8220;.\u00a0 Her wary, hesitant <em>&#8220;si&#8221;<\/em> and then the covert transaction of me handing over 16Q from my baby change purse and her unveiling a basket full o&#8217; <em>paches<\/em> and extracting <em>dos papas y dos arroz<\/em>.\u00a0 Four meals for about $2.25.\u00a0 The one I had last night was potato and I think chicken&#8230;and it was delicious.<\/p>\n<p>But no prune.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a really busy work week but managed to throw in some yoga with Gianluca, vinitos y quesos con Michelle y Geraldina, dinner with Lety (and Gianluca), giggling with Sonia, some mercado and farmacia adventures (necesito un laxante, por favor!), absolutely atrocious Spanish conversations with Catarina (y Lore y Lety y Sonia y Fernando y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-studying-spanish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":900,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions\/900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}