{"id":1970,"date":"2016-10-12T01:46:02","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T07:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/?p=1970"},"modified":"2016-10-12T01:57:57","modified_gmt":"2016-10-12T07:57:57","slug":"beauty-face-bad-poros-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/beauty-face-bad-poros-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Beauty Face Bad, Poros Good"},"content":{"rendered":"

Does anyone know how to change the selfie mode called “Beauty face” on a cheap ass Samsung phone? \u00a0It’s really pissing me off. \u00a0I am ROCKIN’ the selfie on this trip, okay, I know they pretty much all look the same, me in front of clear water smiling, so maybe I’m not rockin’ it per se<\/em>, but I am attempting to take them at least. \u00a0I’m not kidding, two words describe my selfie-taking skills…I suck. \u00a0And\u00a0that’s probably mostly due to lack of interest, and that when taking a self-portrait, I was trained to use a tripod, SLR, a self-timer and film. \u00a0I also don’t have the most advanced phone (think a more grown up version of a Motorola Blur), but\u00a0my\u00a0niece, who lives very far away, taught me how to\u00a0appreciate the fine art of taking\u00a0funny pictures of your own ass to make\u00a0experts\u00a0laugh at how crappy you are at selfies, so now it’s just another way we can crack ourselves up.<\/p>\n

But I do not like this setting and Samsung or Android is forcing me to beauty face myself. Why can’t I change it to Auto or Pro? \u00a0I mean I can use my SLR, but honestly, I feel like I’m\u00a0insulting it. \u00a0I can almost hear it say “How dare you. How dare you use\u00a0me for something so pedestrian, you…you neophyte. \u00a0Don’t you know I have mirrors and advanced optics and sensors and that I am built to help you control perspective and light and now you’re holding me above your head like I’m a … phone??”<\/p>\n