{"id":1634,"date":"2015-09-07T20:31:43","date_gmt":"2015-09-08T02:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2016-05-21T12:31:16","modified_gmt":"2016-05-21T18:31:16","slug":"donatellos-revenge-the-prequel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/donatellos-revenge-the-prequel\/","title":{"rendered":"Donatello&#8217;s revenge&#8230;the prequel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to catch my flight and didn&#8217;t finish captioning, uploading, storytelling.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t like blogging on an iPad, it&#8217;s too slow.\u00a0 And I can&#8217;t upload any of my SLR images, which are soooo much better than ones I take with my phone.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, poor Bobo.\u00a0 Any time he would get into a little gallop and try to cut off one of the other horses, I&#8217;d panic and tell him &#8220;<em>Pare, pare, pare<\/em>&#8220;. I had changed to flip flops, no helmet, a huge backpack, my horse kept bumping into the other horses trying to squeeze in between them, and then I just gave up and let him do his thing.\u00a0 I started getting flashbacks of that asshole Pepperoni (who ruined me for all horses), he would just take off any time I told him to stop or slow down, always trying to be first.\u00a0 And with him I was wearing a bright yellow football helmet that didn&#8217;t fit my head, and I&#8217;d be bouncing around with that stupid helmet covering my eyes and I thought for sure it was just a matter of time before I was thrown.\u00a0 Bobo was much gentler, but I do think the handler got a kick out of making him gallop.\u00a0 Dick.<\/p>\n<p>I have to say, I am so glad I took that horse, I would have gotten SO lost (and\/or delirious) on the trail back.\u00a0\u00a0 It gets dark around 5pm and there wasn&#8217;t a lot of daylight left and even the horse took about an hour and a half, which means I would have taken 5 hours.\u00a0 It was dusty and confusing and there were no signs that let me know the percentage completed (I loved that on the el pueblito trail!) so <em>muchas gracias mi caballo amigo<\/em>.\u00a0 As soon as I dismounted, Bobo broke for the trough, poor guy really needed a drink.\u00a0 I feel you Bobo, I feel you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"wc-gallery\"><div id='gallery-1' data-gutter-width='5' data-columns='4' class='gallery wc-gallery-captions-show gallery-link-file gallery-masonry galleryid-1634 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-large wc-gallery-bottomspace-default wc-gallery-clear'><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-1 gallery-item-attachment-1548'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image6.jpg\" title=\"image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image6-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image6-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image6-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image6.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tResting on a boulder, man that was a tough hike down.  At one point I was shimmying through two boulders trying not to fall down and have to cut off one my own limbs to get out.  I watch too many James Franco movies.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-2 gallery-item-attachment-1546'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image4.jpg\" title=\"image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image4-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image4-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image4-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image4.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tYes, I had to crawl under that haphazard poorly engineered boulder fort, that was NOT fun.  I mean, come on. \n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-3 gallery-item-attachment-1543'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image1.jpg\" title=\"image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image1-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tAnd then, this, just a few more steps and I can pass out on the beach. \n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-4 gallery-item-attachment-1544'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image2.jpg\" title=\"image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image2-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tHey Skipper, there&#8217;s a boat, there&#8217;s a boat!!\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-5 gallery-item-attachment-1631'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4340_sm.jpg\" title=\"IMG_4340_sm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4340_sm.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4340_sm.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4340_sm-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tA shot with my good camera (man it&#8217;s so much easier to blog with a laptop!)\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-6 gallery-item-attachment-1630'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4344_sm.jpg\" title=\"IMG_4344_sm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4344_sm.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4344_sm.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4344_sm-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tThat&#8217;s the hotel de hamocas where Giovanni was trying to talk me into sleeping.  There are like 25 hammocks in that hut and I can&#8217;t tell you how many skinny dreadlocked dudes I saw walking up there. And I&#8217;m sure there were like 10 guitars and probably a sitar too.  And I would have to endure multiple renditions of &#8220;Wish You Were Here&#8221; because everyone still wants to sing that one. And then I would probably grab a guitar and try to remember the chords to &#8220;Secret Agent Man&#8221; or &#8220;Love Potion #9&#8221;. Oh yeah, and then watch out, it would be my turn.  Flashbacks of great, but sleepless, and then just predictable, nights in Greece and Israel made me super happy that I would be Bobo-ing it back to civilization.  I&#8217;ll leave the backpacking in your 20s to the under 30s.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-7 gallery-item-attachment-1639'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4345_sm.jpg\" title=\"IMG_4345_sm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4345_sm.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4345_sm.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_4345_sm-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tTerrace in eco hut #10, unobstructed view of the jungle and sea, and no sitars.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-8 gallery-item-attachment-1561'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image19.jpg\" title=\"image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image19-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image19-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image19-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image19.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tMosquito-proofed legs and man feet.  Yes, I went to dinner like this&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-9 gallery-item-attachment-1564'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image22-e1441674699940.jpg\" title=\"image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image22-e1441674699940-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image22-e1441674699940-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image22-e1441674699940-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/image22-e1441674699940.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t&#8230;and they let me eat there anyway.  Langostinos with the most delicious salsa picante! That fish stick looking thing was a plantain stick, yum, I ate the other one before I remembered to take a pic.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-10 gallery-item-attachment-1640'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/bung_big_4.jpg\" title=\"bung_big_4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"873\" height=\"571\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/bung_big_4.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/bung_big_4.jpg 873w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/bung_big_4-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 873px) 100vw, 873px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tThis is a view of my bungalow from the terrace.  This is from their website, I couldn&#8217;t get a decent shot without letting swarms of mosquitoes in.  I keep calling it a hut, but it&#8217;s a bungalow. Or a really big hut.  It&#8217;s all very Gilligan&#8217;s Island, with better pillows. The hotel description is very accurate:\r\n\r\n&#8220;Nothing makes you fell closer to the jungle than our bungalow, which evokes the essence of the nature and gives you at the same time a very comfortable stay. This room boasts a king-size bed, a stonning shower, air conditioning, a ceiling fan, hot water and a nice balcony.&#8221;\r\n\r\nYes, the shower was truly stonning.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><div class='gallery-item gallery-item-position-11 gallery-item-attachment-1644'>\n\t\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"grouped_elements\" rel=\"tc-fancybox-group\" href=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3993_sm.jpg\" title=\"IMG_3993_sm\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3993_sm-683x1024.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3993_sm-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3993_sm-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_3993_sm.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\tI forgot I took this one&#8230;just thought it was funny and I love Tom &#038; Jerry.  Must be some weird cartoon theme with arepa hawkers.  That arepa guy looks like he had a rough night.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next installment&#8230;how some kids almost robbed me on the beach, the beautiful Sierra Nevada, and yes, I jumped into a baby volcano.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to catch my flight and didn&#8217;t finish captioning, uploading, storytelling.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t like blogging on an iPad, it&#8217;s too slow.\u00a0 And I can&#8217;t upload any of my SLR images, which are soooo much better than ones I take with my phone. Anyway, poor Bobo.\u00a0 Any time he would get into a little gallop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-studying-spanish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1750,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions\/1750"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triciakarsay.com\/guatemala\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}